Prepare for measurably better weather, Topekans!: 1000 heroic men to have planet-healing operations on their private parts

Get excited: 1,000 vasectomies will stream live on World Vasectomy Day | Grist

the vasectomies will reduce humanity’s carbon footprint by 1 million metric tons

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